Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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