Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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