Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Randomize
