how can u be prego again
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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