Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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