Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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