Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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