ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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