4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
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