But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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