I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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