just survived the first fart of the relationship.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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