She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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