My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
What happened to fro yo and sex?
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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