Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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