Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Found your dick twin last night
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Randomize
