Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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