I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
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