I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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