No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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