Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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