It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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