New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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