porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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