Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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