i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.�
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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