real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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