VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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