dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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