some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
you made out with another girl for some wings
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
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