i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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