Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
My underwear smells like fireworks.
She announced her abortion via fbk
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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