At least make sure they are 18
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and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
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