Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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