He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
Randomize
