2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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