Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
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do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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