Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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