That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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