found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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