I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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