How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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