Where is the hickey?
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Randomize
