I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
and you fell through a lawn chair
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Randomize
