your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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