why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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