I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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