In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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