It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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