Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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